Top 10 Ways You Know Carol and Paul Have The Flu
- Paul’s website stagnates on mini-putt
- Carol talks more about NyQuil and herbs than wine and pizza
- Paul finds that Sugarbusters looks downright appetizing after 3 days of Pedi-lyte, jello and Saltines
- Carol’s attention span lengthens and she reads a whole book in two days
- Paul’s idea of a hot evening is watching the Pet Psychic on his Tivo
- Carol’s asking for another one is about tea
- Carol develops a phobia of running out of tissues
- Paul and Carol’s phone chat reveals that “gotta go now” takes on a new meaning
- Carol wishes she were at work more
- Carol’s big social event of the week is leaving her apartment to go talk to the Rite-Aid pharmacist
Boo’s straight trip’n writing these, thanks c! (Emphasis, links and a minor reordering choices are mine. Da list is hers)