Top 10 Ways You Know

Top 10 Ways You Know Carol and Paul Have The Flu

  1. Paul’s website stagnates on mini-putt
  2. Carol talks more about NyQuil and herbs than wine and pizza
  3. Paul finds that Sugarbusters looks downright appetizing after 3 days of Pedi-lyte, jello and Saltines
  4. Carol’s attention span lengthens and she reads a whole book in two days
  5. Paul’s idea of a hot evening is watching the Pet Psychic on his Tivo
  6. Carol’s asking for another one is about tea
  7. Carol develops a phobia of running out of tissues
  8. Paul and Carol’s phone chat reveals that “gotta go now” takes on a new meaning
  9. Carol wishes she were at work more
  10. Carol’s big social event of the week is leaving her apartment to go talk to the Rite-Aid pharmacist

Boo’s straight trip’n writing these, thanks c! (Emphasis, links and a minor reordering choices are mine. Da list is hers)